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Mary Sue Assassins

Doctor Who Division

Name:
karma_kalisutah
External Services:
  • karma_kalisutah@livejournal.com
EDIT: PPC AGENTS NO LONGER ACTIVE. JOURNAL CURRENTLY BEING USED FOR MUN'S FANDOM EXPLOITS. SORRY.

MarySue x DEATH

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?


Welcome to Response Center 500 of PPC Headquarters. I'm Agent Karma Kalisutah, and this is the Doctor Who Division of DMS. My partner is Agent Nemia. I don't think she has a last name.

Here's the deal: We are assassins. We love Doctor Who and we hate Mary Sues. So when a Mary Sue enters the Whoverse, we kill her. Or him, as the case may be. If there were ever a fandom with equal opportunity for Stus, this would be it. Captain Jack Harkness is the messiah of bad slash.

Sweet Sophia, there goes the alarm again. Gotta fly! Have fun reading the mission reports while I'm gone.


The Agents



Karma Kalisutah
Age: 19
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Build: short, a tiny bit pudgy, curvy
Weapon of choice: guns (Preferably the small, easily concealed kind. Silencers are mandatory.)
Lust Objects: Nine (DW), Hamlet (Shakespeare), Mercutio (Shakespeare), Mr. Darcy (PaP), Mr. Churchill (Emma), Erik (PotO)
Likes: philosophy, obscure religions and mythologies, literature, adventures, unusual weapons, minis, Doctor Who, Rose/Nine, Jack/Rose/Nine, scarves, making up songs, reading too deeply into things
Dislikes: meat, loud noises, Republicans, the way Nemia uses up all the warm water, badfic, Mary Sues


Nemia
Age: unknown (She appears to be in her early twenties.)
Hair: Red
Eyes: seafoam green (Not emerald. Really.)
Build: tall, skinny, straight as a board
Weapon of choice: her hands
Lust object: Eight (DW)
Likes: monsters, machines, food, sleep, alcohol, killing Mary Sues
Dislikes: politics, religion, the way Karma always talks to herself while reading, the way Karma talks to the characters while reading, badfic and, of course, Mary Sues

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